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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Really Dumb Laws, NO SERIOUSLY

ok, so my friend Andrea (see link on right to her blog) posted a blog about this site she saw on CNN. You have to check it out, DUMB LAWS - It has to do with really stupid laws. I find this hilarious, you will see why in a minute. you can look at International, State, and City Laws. Here are some of my favorites:

Washington Laws:

It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town

Yeah, because all criminals like to tell the police what crime the plan on committing.

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

LOLOL. This one is just stupid!

Kentucky Laws ( For Louis)

Lexington, KY:
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground

Lou - you better make sure you have a good grip.

Dogs may not molest cars.

Dogs really like the soft caress of metal upside their heads

or

Because the cars will be traumatized and unable to function. They will become severly depressed and have eating disorders, which will end up costing American tax payers millions....oops, cars already cost us millions.

7 Other Freaks Said:

At 8:53 PM, Blogger Cindy Woods said...

This post made my day. Thanks Sarah this is hysterical.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger jon said...

the dog molesting cars law isn't so silly, could you imagine their offspring?

 
At 10:16 PM, Blogger 'Thought & Humor' said...

We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.

Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose. A
time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.

Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Howdy
Editor
http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

'Thought & Humor' by Howdy
Cyber-Humor, Cyber-Thought
Cyber-Riddles for your divertissement!!!

 
At 11:14 PM, Anonymous Cherish said...

Sarah, The dumb laws were so FUNNY! I can't believe some of them! Thanks for making me smile! Have a good day!

 
At 11:31 PM, Blogger Bstermyster said...

Ever seen dumb & dumber? I'd imagine that the off spring would look sort of like the Mutt Mobile that Jeff Daniels drives.

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger tazdog said...

I would really like to see a cop write a ticket for that.. Umm sorry ma'am but your dog molested that car and here is a $120 fine.. LOL - Imagine your in court..
What did you do ma'am?

My dog got funky with this Honda..
LMFAO..

That's GREAT..!!!!

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Bstermyster said...

Scott, why don't you set up a blog like these so people can comment on your site.

 

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